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Jack Gould Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is an area best-selling writer, motivational speaker, and adolescence pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, the place his tales concerning the laid-back California existence and his family to Jack-in-the-Box bobbleheads are the entire rage. Jack can also be one of many top-ten most-feared pro-lifers.
Tyson Bowers III adolescence chief Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his formative years teams the fun of a sexless existence. Tyson travels the rustic giving lectures to scholars starting from center tuition to varsity concerning the hazards of homosexuality and liberals. Tyson is usually a champion snowflake paper cutter.